Many, many days ago,
a stupid cockroach came running into my room at 1am.
My bro woke me up
and i jumped on my bed.
He said it ran into the pile of boxes at the corner of my room.
After 5 mins, there was no sound and neither did i see the cockroach running out
so i went back to bed.

10 mins later,
I heard the damn thing scratching the boxes and i jumped on my bed again.
I was so scared that i went to get my bro
and he decided to catch it.

My hse ran out of insecticide so i gave my bro whatever that was in my room that can be sprayed.
I got like 3 bottles of deodorant,
one big bottle of hair spray
and whatever nonsense skincare products.
lol

My bro armed himself with it and we pushed away the boxes.
No cockroach.
Suddenly, we heard sth.
Its in one of the paper bags on the box!

Stupid bro decided to throw the bag in my room on the floor
and the cockroach ran behind the table.
zzzz

He spent like more than one hour catching it.
Used my deodorant, hair spray and even a moth ball.
the moth ball is not mine ah.
lol

Finally, the cockroach was caught and it died in my bro's hands.
MUAHAHAHAHA.
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It was defeated....
by a roll of newspaper.

At the end of the day,
the cockroach can nvr win the gd old newspaper.
hahaha